so there is this gal called gloria that keeps on insisting that I am not on the web. Well gloria this is for you the internet is more than yahoo, google and campus vibe. So come for a free brain to be given to you.

Britney Spears hubby

Britney Spears husband, the wannabe rapper Kevin Federline has finally found a way to make some money-this is not stealing from britney. According to the news, in the last four months Kevin has reportedly raked in £700,000 (Ksh94,500,000) for showing up at the parties. After being criticizing for spending his famous wife Britney Spears’ money in casinos and nightclubs, Kevin is keen show the public his ‘talents’ in order to be recognized as Kevin Federline and not Britney Spears’ husband. The wannabe rapper reportedly asks £12,000 to show his face at the events and as you can imagine pop celebrity Britney Spears is said to be very thrilled about her husband. Tell me again why am struggling in school?!!!

THE BEST SHOWS


24 (Seasons 1-5) This real-time espionage thriller, each season of which chronicles a single, really lousy day in the life of counter-terrorism agent Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland), presents us with a critical conundrum. Yes, its hair-trigger plot twists often leave gaping holes in logic that you have to ignore to enjoy the show. And, yes, the show's creative team is often obviously vamping for time with inane story arcs that leave even its most ardent fans scratching their heads. But if you can check that disbelief at the door, you'll be rewarded with a thoroughly engrossing and addictive viewing experience. The series' "holy-shit"-cliffhanger-at-the-end-of-every-episode format is perfect for DVD, eliminating that agonizing week's wait for the next thrilling installment. Season 5 is actually the darkest of all I have seen not with Edgar and president Palmer dying. Is Jack Bauer human?- he does not die, look out for season 6 in 2007.


Scrubs It's amazing that a show that constantly employs fantasy sequences and wacky flashbacks can feel so grounded in reality, but somehow, this show about hospital interns does just that. From his anxiety-filled first day on the job to his anxiety-filled second day and so forth, newbie Zach Braff does an exceptional job carrying the show, which isn't even necessary thanks to the incredibly strong ensemble cast. The creative gags and stop-and-go pacing make this show feel different from everything else on the tube.








Arrested Development :This wicked comedy about the dysfunctional but bizarrely endearing bluth family. As it turns out, Arrested Development also happens to be the most consistently surprising and daring purveyor of genuine laughs on TV after friends. It's blessed with a staggeringly talented ensemble cast. Its deft writing and direction brings to mind the once best comedies from hollywood. The one thing it's missing: Viewers. Only you can change that, this is an exceptional comedy.









Smallville (season 1-5): This is an adaptation from the man who taught us that man could fly- superman. It revolves around a young man named clark kent who discovers that he is not from earth and seeks to know the limits of his powers in order to help others from his now destroyed home of krypton and the various relationships that he has with his friends in smallville town. Season 5 is the best not with all the maximum usage of his powers and the special effects that make it so real.



Alias (Seasons 1-4) Capturing thrills similar to 24, Alias' first four seasons are essential for both the late adapters and non-adapters as they capture the complexity of what J.J. Abrams –the producer thought of before he toned down the plotlines in search of better ratings, Abrams lavished in extremely non-linear storytelling and totally unpredictable plotlines. The series begins following his ass-kicking it-girl, Jennifer Garner and her life as a secret agent, a double agent and then a heart-broken agent. Season 2 closes with arguably the best cliffhanger ever, and then Abrahms basically presses the reset button for season three, introducing new storylines and characters who forever changed the dynamics of the ensemble/series.

Dis dare

koki aka phatphat gee is so stupid that she ate the cows tail and left the meat on the table thinking that the guy seated next to her was going to bring it to her while they were at the barbeque, she was shocked when she realised that nobody was intrested in bringing the meat to her so she proceeded to the garbage heap and took out the hooves and the head and just placed them on the barbeque grill hence spoiling the day for everybody at the party. What should we do to her. My guess is that we should just buy her packets of refrigirated tails, hooves and heads for her to be a cow. Koki you were saying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................

Good Quotes


* When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

* If you lend someone money and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

* Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.

* Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

* Never buy a car you can’t push.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

* If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

* Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull.
Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Is this what football/soccer has come to? This players are undressing on the field during the
worldcup tournament that just concluded in Berlin Germany. The team here is Italy that were
celebrating after they kicked out france in the tounament oto win their fouth worldcup title in
the history of the fifa word cup. I guess for Gattuso it got a little hot in there and so had to shed
off his shorts and become comfortable. Or was he advertising for the underwear company?

Suri Cruise “was born” on April 18, 2006 and yet not a single human soul has witnessed the precious little one (even the intrusive tabloids have not got a shot for us) in person. Imagine when in Africa we will get to see her were it not for the internet. So, what happened? It’s not like her father is publicity shy (remember the Oprah stunt). In his usual recognizable state, he would already tap the baby to film a commercial on Entertainment Tonight . We would see the girl’s face splattered on the cover every magazine from People to Baby Maxim. So, has Tom Cruise actually turned sane or are there are reasons behind this uncomfortably private turn of events? Here are SR’s five completely unofficial theories on mysterious whereabouts of the baby Scientologists most care about.
The baby is NOT in this world. It’s never too early to advance couple of levels in Scientology karma ranking. EVERYBODY wants to be like the masters such as John Travolta.
In a creepy world of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman contracts are the king. That means the former couple could only steal each other’s thunder one publicity stunt at the time. So after the blissful Aussie marriage to Keith Urban in Sydney, Nicole gets a three week paparazzi attention span period, while Katie Holmes hides the baby in the basement of Cruise’s California mansion.
Maybe Suri wasn’t pretty enough. There is a lot of pressure you know.
The secret worldwide casting is going on that would make Willy Wonka’s golden ticket prize pale in comparison. Every top baby model agent in the world is on it.
Isn’t it creepy that Brooke Sheilds, Cruise’s arch nemesis gave birth to her child on the very same day? Maybe she gave birth to TWO daughters, while quietly shipping one of the girls to the Cruise residence. The whole feud was naturally staged and Brooke is actually burning Prozac in her fireplace as we speak, while counting millions of shillings with wide smiles.
Suri might just be spending time with Steven Spielberg and his Dakota Fanning Academy for child acting. Tom Cruise still hasn’t won an Oscar (after all those mi's), but Suri will hold the statue by the tender age of four if we get to see her soon.